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Farcical draw like kissing mother-in-law
Andrew McKinlay
15:00 AEST Tue Oct 14 2008

Andrew McKinlay is a member of the National Nine News sports team known for his expertise in cricket and rugby.
Andrew McKinlay
  Have your say on the future of Test cricket.

It's long been a cliche, but draws in cricket are a bit like kissing your mother-in-law. You're doing the right thing, but you're not going to get much out of it.

The players got something out of it, and pedantic officials had their moment of glory. But billions of fans - and more importantly the game itself - got nothing out of this farcical finish in Bangalore.

With the match in the balance, a crucial hour of play on the final day was lost, with not one, but two stoppages for bad light - when at times the sun was shining!

Umpires strutted about like Emperor Penguins, holding out their light metres, a device that - like performance enhancing drugs - should be banned.

Serial offender Sourav Ganguly firstly persuaded the umpires to go off. Then when play resumed, Ganguly made Australia's fielders and partner VVS Laxman wait an eternity because he'd apparently 'forgotten to put his thigh pad on'. Please! Can't you be timed out in this game?

One not-so-crowded hour robbed the tourists of any chance at victory, and denied the hosts respect for gallantly saving the game.

The poor fans among the crowd paid 150 rupees ($5AU). For many, a full day's wage. They could've witnessed a thrilling victory like Australia's last summer in Sydney or India's in Perth. Instead this match was ruined. Death in the afternoon: a great game killed off by three (two light stoppages then stumps) farcical finishes.

Baseball - like cricket - still maintains many of its traditions. The Major Leagues still use wooden bats; players still wear pin-striped uniforms; a brick wall covered in ivy still stands behind home plate at Chicago's Wrigley Field. But when the skies get dull over Wrigley Field or Yankee Stadium, they just turn the bloody lights on!

Here in India during this Test, national newspapers ran front and back page wrap-arounds promoting the Twenty20 Indian Cricket League. The rival competition to the Indian Premier League.

Match reports on the First Test were buried deep behind the back pages. Test cricket on the sub-continent runs a poor third to Twenty20 and One-day Internationals. The ending to this Test yet again proves why.

Ricky Ponting's mother was a keen player of the little-known game of Vigoro. A quaint sport played with a paddle-like, banjo-shaped bat. There's two teams of twelve players and whoever scores the most runs wins ... sound familiar?

With all due respect to those who still play the game, Vigoro's 'Bradmans' and 'Gavaskars' have been forgotten. Consigned to history.

If Test cricket continues to produce farcical finishes like this one in Bangalore, this great game's Bradmans, Gavaskars, Tendulkars and Pontings will also be soon forgotten ... even by their mothers-in-law!

Does Test cricket have a future?
Should poor light ever be allowed to influence a game?
Did India play in the spirit of the game?

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Open ended tests would be boring and allow for slow players. The Geoff Boycott style of player (boring, slow) would flourish under this format. We need to find a compromise. A more entertaining form of Test cricket might be to shorten it a bit.....lets say to 4 day tests with a COMPULSORY declaration at the end of each day. I am a cricket purist but also a realist....i would watch every ball of an open ended test series and love it but the game would die under the competition from Twenty20 and one day cricket.
I have read the comments and the blog plus many other reports and held discussions with heaps of people and almost everyone who has a love of test cricket agrees that we need to review test cricket before it dies...and it will be a slow death! I think the three versions of the game can coexist but unless the ICC and each board can come to some agreement about how this happens...and not let India or any other one country rule..I think future generations will be wondering what the hell the game was. In saying this, it is sad how many boards, Australia being one of them, don't help the younger players enough. It is surprising that you have to rely on 32 year olds on debut (although they are very good - imagine if they played earlier). I think, no matter whether you agree with the blog and comments or not, we need to have debate on this topic before it is too late!
I am a fan of all forms of cricket. Now having siad that I believe test cricket needs a over-haul before its demise. Maybe day-night tests would work or open ended tests so that a winner is declared instead of tame draws. Rules would have to be changed to stop stone walling batsmen and wide bowling which is becoming more and more prevalent. Heavy fines or extra runs awarded to the batting team for slow over rates may go a long way to forcing a result. Run reduction for slow scoring would also go a long way towards making tests more exciting.
I have just endured two hours of the worst cricket I have ever watched . . . and I have watched it for over fifty years! Eight fielders on the off and bowling a yard outside the off stump! Drinks between overs? India must be desperate to win the trophy in front of the miniscule crowd which turned up. What a travesty that the ICC cannot legislate to keep the audience interest in the best game the world knows. Ex-cricket-lover.
Ive got no problems with a draw, if there was any likelihood of a result. But lets face it, the 2nd test is the only one so far that has looked like giving us a result. With scores of 600+ and 500+, the 3rd Test was always going to be a draw from the 3rd day, and thats what I don't like. I remember some really exciting draws, but they are only exciting because theres a chance one team might win, and the other might loose. India didn't exactly stave off defeat in the 1st test, nor did Australia in the 3rd. However I don't blame either team, they play the way the game dictates. But surely Indian curators can produce wickets that don't play like the M4 Motorway. For goodness sake lets have a pitch that challenges the batsman, make them earn their 100. I wanna see some wickets tumbling for a change, and some good fighting batting to combat it. Rather then bowlers acting more like bowling machines, waiting for the batter to make a mistake to get themselves out.
Oh yes!!! It has a mighty future if the "powers that be" get the game right, get the promotion & marketing right and get the competition right!! Light should never be allowed to infuence a game! If time is lost, it should be added on to an open ended test. That is, Test Matches should be played to the death! I bet not many tests would go more than five days and the ones that did would draw bigger crowds on day 6 or even day 7. Yes! India always play within the spirit of cricket. I am immense fan of Indian cricket. What a wonderful team they have. Their performances on Australian pitches on the last tour were as good as anyone has played here for a while. However, their "style" is a bit different to ours or even the English. The Aussies are in your face and aggressive and the Indians are emotional and manipulating gamesmen. It makes for wonderful experience of a truly unique form of the game. I love it when Australia plays India. I just regret we don't play longer series.
As soon As Kumble took their Total to 600 the writing was on the wall for a draw. I think this game was MORE about a collective set of EGO's and Stats, than it was abopt winning a game. The Fact that India are one up in the series, makes me believe the next game will be played the same way. If India win the toss, they'll bat for 2-3 days, then let it die out as a draw. Why? because they dont the Heart, nor the self Confidence to try to push for a win,when they could loose and therefore loose the trophy again. Sad way to play, But hey, they cant all be world beaters like we have been for the last decade
Personally i think this article is another excuse for the Australian media to go on one of it's favourite subjects, that of "everyone hates ganguly" and as an Australian i'm personaly sick of it. If the Australian team had done the same thing you would have been praising them... lose the double standards mate
Thrilling victory ..........mate u obviously dont understand the meaning of the word......It was more like thrilling robbery.........
I reckon Andrews article is spot on. I am a huge fan of all forms of cricket, they each require different skills and tactics. Whilst limited over cricket provides a hit and giggle style, test cricket requires prolonged concentration, skill and most of all patience. Test cricket is a true indication of a batsmen's ability to 'build and innings.' With crude tactics shown by the Indians (yet again) test cricket fall by the way side. When is the ICC going to follow through on its threats, the Indians are full of spinners, how in gods name can you have a slow over rate! The ICC needs to enforce sanctions on any captain whose over rate is not up to speed. This may seem unfair to some but the captain is in charge of his team, he has the final say on bowling and fielding changes. Last time the ICC tried to sanction Ganguly they folded under pressure and back tracked, as a result the Indians believe they can continue to put a dirty mark on test cricket and the ICC's credibility.

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